Can we all just go ahead and admit that underwater sex just… isn't that great? Your body responds by exerting an equal and opposite pressure, which is felt all the way through your body. The sea water will prevent those. . . If you are interested in the varied hues of poop, ... a substantial reduction in underwater noise. They walk underwater. I feel PADI should make a specialization out of this. Sick Pill Bugs Turn Bright Blue . I had no idea that there were so many research teams out there collecting. BLOOMINGTON, IL – Scientists at Fermi-Labs have discovered something more remarkable and useful to the human race than the God Particle: no-wipe poops. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Anonymous. 12 Pooping In Public. 5: as you push your movement out of you, you must swim down and away. Or maybe it would stay down there? Yes I have done this as well as many other dive professionals. This is almost enough to make me install RES so I can tag you as scuba pooper. Stool color is generally influenced by what you eat as well as by the amount of bile — a yellow-green fluid that digests fats — in your stool. The short answer to that question is yes. Google Underwater Search is one of the best April Fool's Day jokes, and now you can search underwater with gravity effects. If your poop has an orange hue, it’s most likely due to some orange foods. Everytime a sea cucumber poops, it’s cleaning the sediment around it, potentially creating benefits for the fish, corals, and other life forms that might also live in its ecosystem. Because there are a blue million articles about whale shit out there. Please read the sidebar and widgets! If you are interested in the varied hues of poop, ... a substantial reduction in underwater noise. Solid and liquid matter are basically incompressible, and so would not appreciably change in volume under increased pressure. Like other animals, pill bugs can contract viral infections. No cork is required. If whales are shutting down a bunch of subsystems during deep dives, it’s only to conserve oxygen. And why? If it is positively buoyant it will keep floating up until it reaches the surface. 1: find your hidden spot. Regarding whether you could poop underwater, even without what has been said above, it seems clear that you could. no it's not possible, your annal tubes and your vaginal tubes are to … Underwater those sound waves don’t vibrate the ossicles bones in your inner ear. It is used in perfumes. Well, raise my rent, Iggy. Or helps poop. Apparently, the color and shape of your poop can tell you how well you are eating and warn you of any health issues. your dive buddy would leave you to swim in your own bodily waste. 7: replace pants, replace BC, swim back to buddy like nothing happend. DAILY use of enemas CAN cause colon cancer, and there is always the danger of damaging the rectum and lower portion of the large bowel, possibly puncturing it, leading to sepsis, (infection of the body cavity) that can be quickly fatal. But it MUST NOT be used to help you poop. Ambergris seems to actually be produced in the digestive tract of some sperm whales and then pooped out if not already vomited up. via:delaware.surfrider.org. When you flush, the poop can sometimes have another moment of glory above the water line - not always, but on lucky days. Trapped pockets of gas will compress as you descend. If you have pebble poop bowel movements often, see a doctor to identify an underlying cause. DAILY use of enemas CAN cause colon cancer, and there is always the danger of damaging the rectum and lower portion of the large bowel, possibly puncturing it, leading to sepsis, (infection of the body cavity) that can be quickly fatal. The nod at the end confirms OPs question that yes you can indeed duke UW. , Well, I for one was impressed, as was my wine. If you find a pill bug that looks bright blue or purple, it's a sign of an iridovirus. Thanks for my morning chuckle, shit eater feeder. Come on in, the water is nice! good luck and don't hold your breath. Sea cucumber poop is surprisingly important for the ecosystem. Orange Poop. Not a lot, but alittle. You sure can and I have a great story. Cracked me up at the time. Catastalsis is responsible for moving feces through the intestine, and if peristalsis can allow you to swallow a banana while you’re hanging upside-down, the intestinal equivalent ought to allow you to excrete while preventing “backwash” or enema-by-water pressure. Welcome to /r/scuba where scubbits dive deep! Recent footage from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean captured activity from another type of bottom — the rear end of a sea cucumber, as it produced a truly impressive amount of sediment-packed … farts. Did I hear you say pics or it didn’t happen? Aside from knowing the actual depth, it exactly answers OP's question, so watch at your own risk. A perfectly reasonable, scientific response. You lose lower ones. It's a running joke with me and my dive buddies now. There isn't a clear-cut answer to this question because it depends on the oxygen level of the water and the worms, but in general earthworms can be expected to live for about 2 weeks submerged underwater before they drown. They plant trees with their poop. And don’t worry about anal portwine stains. If they’re in an unpressurised, soft suit, everything should be fine - the human body is mostly water - so it doesn’t feel significantly ‘squeezed’ by water pressure (exceptions being any spaces filled with air - lungs, sinuses, ears, etc). Regarding whether you could poop underwater, even without what has been said above, it seems clear that you could. While searching I found this nice page entitled “Do Whales Poop?”. If you find a pill bug that looks bright blue or purple, it's a sign of an iridovirus. Now, about the fat content of Whale Shit…, The internet truly has everything. All of this talk about whale shit reminded me of an article I had read recently. I assume Whale Shit is lacking in fat content. I'm not saying you shouldn't try it. If a diver dives really deep and poops... will it float? Poop can often come out the color of the food that went in, especially if you have diarrhea. Other bodily emissions also get eaten a little, but poop gets devoured, by every single fish around. You truly are a scholar and have the google-fu. I first encountered said picture over on the Scubaboard website. Please try again later. They walk underwater. 3: invert yourself (so head down ass up) again poop floats so we do this hoping it goes away from us. It goes on to mention that whales “shut down” other biological systems while diving deep and apparently only poop in relatively shallow water. I can guarantee you that you can take a pee at 30 meters . New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. This can cause ear discomfort (typicaly resolved by performing the Valsalva maneuver), and may also cause problems for air pockes trapped in the sinuses and underneath dental fillings. Because of that, you can hear higher frequencies underwater. Yeah, you said that. You had a great run, skinny-dipping cousin sneaking a poop. You’re going to have to get the bottom half of your wet suit cleaned. To address the factual questions in the OP…. Watch This Giant Sea Cucumber Expel a Spiraling Poop Log. Drinking water does, in fact, make you poop. Thx! What are you waiting for? Fruits and vegetables that you can add to your detox water that are high in fiber include blackberries, strawberries, raspberries, apples, bananas spinach, and cucumbers. Abosolutely you can do this, but it tends to be a solo activity where you hide around a coral head or the side of a wreck out of view from your buddy. But could I find it on the internet? If your dive buddy is me, he will take a video and you would never be able to get drunk without hearing the story and watching the video. There’s your problem right there - Sauvignon blanc is a dry wine and requires a cork made for dry purposes. not to mention a great story to tell to friends. Well, one of these is true (we might tell you which one later), and both are answered in the fascinating (and filthy) book, True or Poo , by Dani Rabaiotti and Nick Caruso. yes, I am drunk. Meet a group of remarkable mammals who look sort of like pigs … Whale excrement is largely liquid in consistency and thus, like Top 40 radio and other effluvia, has little substance and no depth. Their noses are snorkels. If it’s a pressurised/rigid suit/vehicle, then there’s just no real way to stick your bare arse out of the window and survive. The external and internal pressures would be equal, (otherwise you'd end up with an enema every time you went diving). I, uh… might have engaged in some empirical testing. They go straight to the skull bones, vibrating that heavy bone you can touch just behind your ear. . If you should happen to run across an article about a woman and her sniffer dog collecting above the arctic circle (in Alaska, I think), please post it. Any discussion of whale poop would not be complete without mentioning that apparently whale poop can be very valuable. gas can escape the poop AND the water it is within and "rise" out of the bowl. For people who already have gastro issues like IBS, stress can be a poop trigger. Although I expect that depends on the species of whale and its diet.