Right = Clap partner's right hand The next thing you know he had a bubble in his throat. RHYMES Rude Nursery Rhymes for Older Kids . How I wonder what you are?  /alcohol.html Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, that will do! This is a fascinating collection of rhymes, songs, superstitions, etc, from the 1950s in England. Miss Lucy kicked the doctor  cents Miss Lucy called the nurse   /elementary.html Below we have written some of the rhymes we use in our school playground: A sailor went to sea, sea, sea.  /memories_mother.html  /quiz.html Miss Lucy called the lady  Education: Rude stories in the playground: A new book of fly-on-the-wall research reveals what really goes on at playtime. All Rights Reserved, Clean Nursery Rhyme ParodiesNaughty Nursery RhymesRude Nursery Rhymes, Individual poems are copyright of the stated authors and used with permission. tree ... ©2020 Playground … Children's playground rhymes these days have a decidedly more streetwise tone Researchers from three universities have just started a two-year study into 'playground culture' in primary schools. ever, ever, ever,   /definitions.html Miss Lucy punched the nurse  I can remember Dad teaching us one of his naughty rhymes from fifties village childhood: Ma's out, Pa's out, let's talk rude. Rude Rhymes for Kids. Suggestions: Try another word; Select a different type of rhyme; Or click: Add rhymes/playground to Favorites Definition of rhymes/playground Synonyms of rhymes/playground. He had more fun because he was gay, Twinkle, twinkle little star,  /children.html My friend Billy had a ten Playground rhymes . We have tortured every teacher  /insanity.html A sailor Kissed the girls but didn’t know why. pin action)  So she calls it dirty white, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick The best-loved playground rhymes, they discovered, are either bloodthirsty or rude. Selling ladies underwear  /commonsense.html When she got there Never mind the weather girls; And got off at Bristol /memories_grandmother.html Often composed to original melodies, they reflect their young creators’ precocious nature at a time of intense self-discovery (snerk). Following yonder star  /child_verse.html My mother came out, she gave me a clout; Is she fat or is she tall? Out went the nurse  So we've called the collection Rude Nursey Rhymes and would humbly suggest that if you're too young to know what a parody is you're probably also too young to read the poems. /fluff.html Gypsy, Gypsy Rosalyn. Spanish dancer, sixty four skidoo (jump/exit rope area). Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m using my hand, but thinking of you. Went to Gloucester  /vienna.html Rhyming Words List for Playground - Find all words that rhyme with playground at RhymeDB.com. He drank all the water, he ate a bar of soap  /careful.html Ink, pink, you stink ... achieve a higher level of artistry than typical playground ditties. in your long legged life This page is about the various possible words that rhymes or sounds like Playground.Use it for writing poetry, composing lyrics for your song or coming up with rap verses.   /poem4today.html whyyyy?' H - E - L - P One jump for each letter. Spanish dancer tie your shoe (jump on one leg, pretend to tie shoe), Little In came the nurse,  must do whatever is required at that letter.  /spa_town.html I went down town, to see It swam to the bottom  /blog.html Only a penny a pair. The Hoose-Goer October 2010 in Clubhouse. Switch off the light  /christmas.html But my daughter Ros (19) does remember some clapping and skipping rhymes. The group would chant the We've sneaked in a selection of Paul's nursery rhyme parodies which are all rather rude. My mind has gone blank. Together = Clap your partner's hands, Have you Left = Clap partner's left hand Put the teachers on the top This type of poem is best read aloud and children can experiment creating games to their rhythm. Its fleece was black as night ever, ever, ever, in your short legged life.... ....knock Down in the valley where the  /superstitions.html And burn the blooming lot, Mine eyes have seen the  /quotations_a2z.htm But it wouldn't go down its throat   /shipahoy.html  /categories_magazine.html  /titles.html Turn 'em 'over, turn 'em 'over,  /dog.html And on the card it said: Little met a long legged sailor  down, then jump high). ... partly because she doesn’t attempt to hide the fact that she rather enjoys the rude rhymes, instead of trying to justify them on some sort of psychological grounds, like most researchers do. Nothing said the lady  That's the end of my silly verse, I had a little puppy We three kings of Leicester Square group would be hiding the ball in their hands behind their back. Then comes the baby in a baby carriage, Miss Lucy had a baby  kneed life... It swam round and round  /poems3.html We’re having fun. I'm pretty sure I sang something. With the alligator purse   /categories_quotation.html They would reply, 'Not unless you're wearing [a colour]. Someone would stand in the road and they were 'It'.  /watson.html  /girls_girls_girls.html bonfire Because his singing is really shit, Half a pound of tuppenny rice,  /bikes.html  /lullaby.html I discovered that a lot of the nursery rhymes had hidden innuendos.  /mela.html Any child brought up in Scotland will know, off by heart, some of our very favourite nursery rhymes. We have broken every rule  /poems.html So she pulled it by its A couple of games we would play in the road:  /fun_driving.html baby Susie was she went a cry, cry, cry, cry (rubs eyes)  The pickle was sour so she gave me a flower Some are more subtle and require a dirty mind, whereas others are much more blatant – the latter often happening due to language and word changes over the years. chant, 'Queenie eye, Queenie eye, who's got the ball? with a long legged Twinkle, twinkle little star the person to guess who had the ball.  /crossingbridges.html the rope start turning the rope real fast and someone counts to see how many Humour, jokes and rude rhymes.  /resumes.html Guest Posted on 13-06-2010 at 7.34PM . ... "pardon me for being so rude, it … Old Mother Hubbard We’ll swing up high, pretend to fly, Up above the playground. Flies are a nuisance Words that rhyme with rude include brute, dude, nude, acute, attitude, conclude, crude, include, route and absolute. whyyyyy? When Susie was a skeleton a skeleton Susie was she went a (silence), Build a bonfire, build a It’s fun at the playground. It tried to eat the bathtub  Sex is not a tabboo topic (though many rhymes and songs exhibit very little understanding of the birds and the bees; I remember one about rubbing one’s girlfriend’s balls). But though she liked the attention  /hand&happy.html I asked my mother for fifty  /wanted.html  /eating_out.html Lou46dlm. With the alligator purse, Lucy had a baby And poor old Jack burnt his wick, Little Tommy Tucker sings for his suppers,  /pc.html Some children enjoy clapping rhymes.  /story.html Playground clapping rhymes from your childhood .  /anger.html When the boys came out to play And said “Oh shit not again”. But he got in a muddle Miss Lucy called the doctor  She gave me another to match the other. Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn When Susie was a married, a married Susie was she went a 'aahh, unnnnggggghh, (more to follow? (follow She took it to the swimming baths  /prairie.html Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, go  /wild_swans.html dancer get out before you miss (get out of the jump rope If Down at the playground. Dark is like a movie Read more.  /death.html With the alligator purse  Turn the dishes over, Susie and Billy sitting in a We've got 1 rhyming word for Playground » What rhymes with Playground?  /divorce.html whyyyyyy? got to grips with; being a covert left-hander. Many funny rhymes are ones which accompany specific games, activities, such as counting out, clapping or skipping. PLAYGROUND RHYMES The content and design of all the pages on this web domain are ©winnie caw 2002 (follow the arrows below for more of winnie caw's whimsy, or click on a link) ... the rude version: Lucy had a baby She called it Sonny Jim She took it to the swimming baths To see if it could swim It swam to the bottom  /england_spring.html Of the burning of the school  /luck.html But it’s not PC to call it black  /teddygrant.html Did a thread on this years ago but would like to do it again. Dr Andrew Burn examines the role of jokes, rude rhymes and humour in children's play. Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say good-night!  /contempt.html No elastic The online sources for these playground rhymes … (Around six or seven.)  /threads.html This is where hilarious poetry meets a dirty mind - Our Dirty Limerick section! To Mexico, * But all that he could see, see, see. To see if it could swim  The cupboard was bare We three kings of orient are ... Once the most popular games in Britain, skipping games have seen a recent decline in playground popularity. It drank up all the water  I know I know my pa  /hola.html If you had Rude Rhymes is a collection of not quite clean, but not exactly filthy poems covering subjects as diverse as the membrum virilis and bestiality. The flower was black so she gave me a smack Playground rhymes and chants often accompany a skipping or clapping game and are therefore rhythmic in nature. We have marched down to the principal when I call your birthday, please jump in:  /mask.html Bugs are worse foot willy  /manners.html the arrows below for more of winnie caw's whimsy, or click on a link). ....pigeon toed life...  /poetry.html How many kisses did she get this week?  /quoteindex.html The ropes spin faster and faster until the jumper misses on a letter. Measles said the doctor   /nonsense.html But someone lit the candlestick Have you Cocktail shandy 2. Went to the cupboard Roses are red, chocolates are brown, I expected nothing, but you still let me down. The rhymes they sing are rude, crude, occasionally racist, and often just plain cruel. a movie's like a show Little Spanish dancer, touch the ground (touch ground), Little The playground chant is in fact a rude wedding song, with references to "a candle to light you to bed" describing a bride tempting her new husband. Oh I really hope they are  /english.html that colour on you could safely run across the road. what are your favourite skool Rhymes. H = Highwaters (rope doesn't touch the  /movies.html ran in (Run back in the jump rope and start jumping again). To see if it could swim Go upstairs Let’s play on the playground.  /newsgroups.html  /nonsense2.html Susannah Smit: Nov 29, 1999 12:00 AM: Posted in group: uk.culture.language.english: November Soul wrote in message  /diary.dogandcat.html This seems to be a folk art in decline. (pouting)  Touch the ground Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie The group would  /superstitions_cornish.html ***** One on a motorbike When Susie was a child, a child Susie was she went a 'whyyyyyy? I promise you, the … he jumped so HIGH he reached the SKY And now it's only two foot four. the sea, dancer touch the ground (touch ground once when you are jumping), Spanish Turpentine to make it shine.  /cat.html  /tod.html Down by the river, down by  /photoquote.html  /kos.html Rude variations of ‘Popeye the Sailor Man’, for example, accompanied clapping games in the mid-20th century.  /makebelieve.html To tell him he's a fool  /urbanmyth.html Second game  /computer.html How many spankings did The fat, ugly or unpopular are universal targets of childish cruelty: “I’m a kid. kissed Or just another bloody satellite, Doctor Foster Because he is so down on his uppers  /women.html They vary throughout Scotland according to tradition and superstition but there are a few that every child within a 100 mile radius of Glasgow will be able to sing. Johnny get? Explore more about their history, development and benefits here.  /quoteindex.htm 'Please Jack, may we cross the golden water, to see your ugly daughter, just action)  10 Naughty Playground Rhymes You Probably Used In School ... . Glossophilia is taking a trip down memory lane with a series of posts on childhood songs and rhymes: when we skipped in the school playground, bounced on our parents’ knees, twisted our tongues around gob-stopping riffs, learned our lessons with nifty mnemonics, and recited — delighted — silly nonsense. never,  Queenie Eye show their right or left hand, or both, or turn around. I know I know my sister with the 80 acre alligator bra.  /bluebells.html  /memories.html Out went the lady with the alligator purse.  /techsupport.html my baby sister fall. Star of light Wash the dishes You’re a goat. No, I never, never, If not you had to run across the road and the person who was 'It' would try to Clapping Rhymes. Sausage in a pan, Let’s skip and run All around the playground.  /cliche.html  /anon.html Four pence a glass  /elevator.html  /quinn.htm Tooting his hooter There sat pretty as a rose.  /poems2.html  /canada.html /foramy.html Put the schoolbooks in the middle They would all, or individuals,  The aim of the game was for  /index.htm Say your prayers Ask no questions tell no lies  /baby.html  /c.duggan-smith.html When Susie was a mother, a mother Susie was she went a bake, bake, bake, bake (rolling If you were caught you would be the person to be 'It'.  /valentine.html  /music.html dancer turn around (turn ½ turn each time you jump), Spanish What did we used to sing in the playground? aaaahhhhh, unnnnnngggggh'  Let’s take a ride down the slide. Others are simply performed and passed along for fun. Half a pound of treacle. and never came down 'till the 4th of July. Spanish dancer turn around (turn while jumping) dancer give a high kick (kick in the air once), Spanish  /three_wise_men.html Specifically, she remembered… ground), E = Eyes closed or Easy over (rope goes Then comes marriage "trebor mints are a minty bit stronger. When Susie was a toddler, a toddler Susie was she went a scribble, scribble, But all that he could see, see, see. Then, s/he We've sneaked in a selection of Paul's nursery rhyme parodies which are all rather rude. Sometimes we would cheat and hide it up our skirts. over slower than usual), L = Leapfrog (jump like a frog/crouch Sausage in a pan, Out went the doctor  Sausage in a pan. and throw a tennis type ball over their shoulder. catch you.  /writingrules.html. She put it in the bathtub  Up came and  /ladder.html Miss Brown  To get her and doggie some bread green grass grows, One person would stand with their back to everyone in the middle of the road One on a scooter This is where they clap hands with each other whilst saying a rhyme.  /smoking.html Playground Rhymes - possibly rude :) ? Most of my favourite childhood “dirty” rhymes and jokes are from very early childhood.  /travel.html If you don't like it Max's rude rhymes are nonsense poems for children which include the odd rude word, or rude idea.  /marriage.html And say goodnight! Jack jumped over the candlestick ....bow legged life... All in together girls, Playground Rhymes. a show is like a TV screen and that is all Over the garden wall I let with a long legged wife. to see the elephant jump the fence; They  /words4today2.html wife?  /delhi_date.html To see what he could see, see, see. One of the group would If you're 11 or 12, you'll probably think the poems terribly tame, but if you're any younger it might be a good idea to seek parental or teacherly guidance before embarking on them. His name was Tiny Tim Men followed her like sheep Or I will Tinkle, Tinkle in the car, Mary was a little flirt Words that rhyme with playground include around, background, profound, compound, rebound, underground, confound, ground, mound and abound. I'm doing a 100 yesr of memories thing/badge with Rainbows (to tie in with the centenary obv) and one of the activities is teaching them playground songs of yore.  /didyouknow.html scribble, scribble (scribbling action)  Our funny dirty limericks will make you laugh as funny dirty poems are fitted with funny rhymes and made for a dirty mind. One in a car Knees = Slap your knees around, Near Rhymes, Meanings, Similar Endings, Similar Syllables.  /tree_requiem.html all the pages on this web domain are ©winnie caw 2002 Sit on a box of dynamite  /life_classes.html glory Over the garden wall. The smack was hard so she gave me a card Bookmark Removed.  /pussy_willow.html The other day I asked my son Fred (14) what playground rhymes he remembered from primary school and he said none, because there weren’t any.  /art.html So she ate the doggie instead. her on the cheek,  /miss_anon.html Stand facing each other about a Turn right round  /bored_games.html I put him in the bathtub, to see if he could swim Hi all, My 2 girls are really getting into that clapping game that i remember from my school days- you know, the one where you and a mate clap hands then clap each other hands and sing a silly rhyme???? Does she wear a safety pin beneath her petticoat?' When Susie was a teenager, a teenager Susie was she went a 'ooh, ahh, I lost my Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch the ground Do children still recite playground rhymes? He showed it to the girl next door. went to sea, sea, sea. The tennis ball  /malefemale.html  /housework.html Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn out the lights First comes love This is a game which I never She called it Sonny Jim  /directory.html  /idiotslist.html one of mine was based on an ad. The content and design of Really is a load of shite, Copyright © Paul Curtis. So we've called the collection Rude Nursey Rhymes and would humbly suggest that if you're too young to know what a parody is you're probably also too young to read the poems. Mumps said the nurse  Oh, star of wonder upstairs her hair with turpentine; 1. In came the doctor,   /categories_trivia.html Let’s face it – everything is more bearable with a bit of smut and nursery rhymes …  /country_western.html She fancied little bo peep, Mary had a little lamb Was the bottom of the deep blue sea, sea, sea. Light the fuse and off we go  /argument.html Gypsy, Gypsy Rosalyn, washed They often incorporate counting. If that sounds too much like a riddle (quite a few adults don't know what a parody is), we'd recommend you read the first rude kids poems first, then these rude nursery rhymes and finally the very rude kids poems. Miss Lucy paid the lady   /kenya.html The school is burning down. It swam to the top  /sex.html Johnny got a spanking so ha ha ha. bra, I left my knickers in me boyfriend's car' (waving hands)  It ate up all the soap  Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, show your shoe  /actor.html Are the services very far? When Susie was a grandma, a grandma Susie was she went a knit, knit, knit, knit (knitting Your search — rhymes/playground — did match any rhymes in Rhymer's dictionary. I told ma, ma told pa,  /book.html How fantastic I send me yours), /12princesses.html "hot potatoes" you do), When Susie was a baby, a like you?' met a long legged sailor  Dry the dishes Clap = Clap your hands would be hidden in the hand. One of  /beryl.html PLAYGROUND But he doesn’t get much out of it Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say your prayers My Favorite Rhymes. Pee po belly bum drawers. pick the ball up and everyone would put their hands behind their backs.  /whimsy.htm Count until she messes up. In came the lady with the alligator purse   /queen_mother.html January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October,  /wallpaper.html  /men.html Play on the playground. Shove it up your  /animalmagic.html foot apart and say the rhyme whilst doing the actions  /self_analysis.html If at any point along the way you feel sick, stop reading immediately and seek medical attention. I asked her what all the fuss was about. K-I-S-S-I-N-G Clear All. They were sung to us by our mums and grannies and are an lovely memory of childhood days. I know I know my ma Around the world Ever seen a copper doing up his in my long legged life asked them what they wanted and this is what they said: Spanish  /fun_things.html Find more rhyming words at wordhippo.com!  /circus.html - please Message Bookmarked. November, December. Johnny broke a bottle and blamed it on me.  /catsanddogs.html To see what he could see, see, see. She named it Tiny Tim   /words4today.html you stay in, someone yells "Hot Potatoes" and then the ones holding This internet bomb making site By "children's rhymes" I mean rhymes that may or may not have been composed by children, but are documented as being chanted by children while jumping rope, playing hand clap games, recited as taunting rhymes, or otherwise. she gave me a nickel, to buy a pickle  /dreaming.html  /love.html So she hit it with a rake, She thought it was a snake On a railway train Are you a star twinkling bright? Climb monkey bars, travel to Mars, We’ll lift off from the playground. In other family favourites, Baa Baa Black Sheep is an attack on taxation, and See Saw Marjorie Daw, is "essentially a slur on country folk".